Ood emale

Emadepäev on alles tulemas, kuid kuidagi ei saa üles riputamata jätta videot, mille sõbra käest sain! Väga andekas ja (tõene) kokkuvõte emade raskest "tööst". Naersime terve perega. Vahel ongi vist vaja oma lastelegi näidata, mida tõeline emaks olemine tähendab :).

Originaal on lauldud Anita Renfroe poolt, kes on ameerika koomik. Ma ei tea, kes siin laulab, kuid ta on eriliselt hea!

Get up now Get up now Get up out of bed
Wash your face Brush your teeth Comb your sleepy head
Here's your clothes And your shoes
Hear the words I said Get up now Get up and make your bed
Are you hot? Are you cold? Are you wearing that?
Where's your books and your lunch and your homework at?
Grab your coat and your gloves and your scarf and hat
Don't forget you got to feed the cat
Eat your breakfast
The experts tell us it's the most important meal of all
Take your vitamins so you will grow up one day to be big and tall
Please remember the orthodontist will be seeing you at three today?
Don't forget your piano lesson is this afternoon So you must play
Don't shovel Chew slowly But hurry
The bus is here Be careful Come back here
Did you wash behind your ears?
Play outside Don't play rough Would you just play fair?
Be polite Make a friend Don't forget to share
Work it out Wait your turn Never take a dare
Get along Don't make me come down there
Clean your room Fold your clothes
Put your stuff away Make your bed
Do it now Do we have all day?
Were you born in a barn?
Would you like some hay
Can you even hear a word I say?
Answer the phone Get Off the phone
Don't sit so close Turn it down
No texting at the table
No more computer time tonight
Your iPod's my iPod if you don't listen up
Where you going and with whom
and what time do you think you're coming home?
Saying thank you, please, excuse me
Makes you welcome everywhere you roam
You'll appreciate my wisdom
Someday when you're older and you're grown
Can't wait 'til you have a couple little children of your own
You'll thank me for the counsel I gave you so willingly
But right now
I thank you NOT to roll your eyes at me
Close your mouth when you chew
Would appreciate
Take a bite Maybe two Of the stuff you hate
Use your fork Do not you burp Or I'll set you straight
Eat the food I put upon your plate
Get an A, Get the door Don't get smart with me
Get a Grip Get in here I'll count to 3
Get a job Get a life Get a PhD Get a dose of...
I don't care who started it
You're grounded until your 36
Get your story straight
And tell the truth for once for heaven's sake
And if all your friends jumped off a cliff
Would you jump too?
If I've said it once, I've said at least a thousand times before that
You're too old to act this way
It must be your father's DNA
Look at me when I am talking
Stand up straight when you walk
A place for everything
And everything must be in place
Stop crying or I'll give you something real to cry about
Brush your teeth
Wash your face
Get your PJs on Get in bed Get a hug
Say a prayer with Mom Don't forget
I love you
And tomorrow we will do this all again
because a mom's work never ends
You don't need the reason why
Because Because Because Because
I said so I said so I said so I said so
I'm the Mom The mom The mom The mom The mom

Words by Anita Renfroe Copyright 2007 Bluebonnet Hills Music/BMI

1 kommentaar:

  1. Väga super!
    Saime ka siin naerda.
    Ja selle naise esituses on isegi ehtsam :)


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